This morning I woke up with a giddy "hangover" from a beautiful Blazer victory last night (which concluded far too late in the CST time zone for a work night). As I rolled out of bed, I was inspired to create a little Friday jingle.
From what I can remember, it went something like this...I believe to the tune of the song from Elf ("I'm siiiiinging. I'm in a mall, and I'm siiiinging!"):
Today is Friiiiiiday!
And it's Earth Daaaaay
So I can get free coffee at Staaaarbucks
And I think I'll get a mufffffin
Because today is Friiiiday
And after work I'm getting a faaaacial!
Happy Friday!
Friday, April 22, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Ode to Crisco
Oh, Crisco.
How I normally despise thee.
Greasy, fatty, flavorless.
One can't seem to scoop you out of a can without getting an oil-based hand treatment.
Yet so crucial to tender cut-out cookies (Butter just doesn't cut it. I tried).
Which leads me to a greater invention than sliced bread (like it was any competition. How can the "chore" of slicing a loaf of bread even compare to the mess of Crisco in the tub?!)
Thank you for bringing such a joy and simplicity to my life.
All hail the lard!
How I normally despise thee.
Greasy, fatty, flavorless.
One can't seem to scoop you out of a can without getting an oil-based hand treatment.
Yet so crucial to tender cut-out cookies (Butter just doesn't cut it. I tried).
Which leads me to a greater invention than sliced bread (like it was any competition. How can the "chore" of slicing a loaf of bread even compare to the mess of Crisco in the tub?!)

Thank you for bringing such a joy and simplicity to my life.
All hail the lard!
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Infinity

Might I just say it feels amazing!
The Blog, Revisited
With only moderate resolve, I've decided to dust off the old blog. If nothing else I had to update my profile in the blogging community, less someone stumble upon my page and think I was still a student (shudder!) and living in Duluth (brr!).
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